What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd